ПРИНЯТО: **full cartoon volatility**
The dog senses a good moment… then hesitates. Then senses again. Then maybe buys.
He sniffs charts for potential entries. Sometimes he’s right. Sometimes he’s distracted.
He runs after candles like they’re chew toys, creating unpredictable volatility.
The ancient instinct: “buy… eventually” drives this ecosystem’s unique rhythm.
He tries. Mostly makes cute noises at candles.
Eventually. That’s the entire philosophy.
With a dog in charge of timing? Absolutely.
Put on the cap and follow his adorable analysis.